I heard my son complaining about doing laundry.
He said, 'These just socks'.
It’s crazy that Dubai doesn’t show The Flintstones on TV...
But Abu Dhabi Do!
How does a dog stop a TV show?
He presses paws!
I just burned my Hawaiian pizza in the oven
I guess I should have put it on aloha setting
People find laundry therapeutic...
Because it takes a load off their mind.
More places are charging fees to iron my clothes after they launder them...
I guess the free press is under siege!
Got into my car and realized my wife had shut off all the A/C vents.
Definitely not cool.
I think my window air conditioner needs an ambulance.
It keeps hyperventilating.
My wife asked me why I was ironing my 4 leaf clover.
I told her I was pressing my luck
My wife told me: “You’ve got to stop watching so much TV, and read more!”...
so I turned on the closed captioning.
My fridge stopped working...
Its not cool.
I was pretty mad when the air conditioner stopped working...
I lost my cool.
How do you dry clothes on a line in winter?
You freeze dry them.
Something is odd about my hot stove.
I just can't quite put my finger on it.