What did they call mummy makers in ancient Egypt? Sarcophaguy.
Did you hear about the mummy who goes to university? His favorite subject is Cryptography.
What do you call Ryan Gosling in a mummy costume? Ryan Gauzeling.
What do Egyptian Pharaoh's and sandwich filling have in common?
They're both in bread.
Q: What was the most important holiday in ancient Egypt?
A: Mummy's Day.
Q: When is a Pharaoh like a piece of wood?
A: When he's a ruler.
Q: Why was the Pharaoh boastful?
A: Because he Sphinx he's the best.
Q: Why was the Pharaoh wet?
A: He was the reigning ruler.
Why was Cleopatra so in love with Egypt's ruler?
Pharaohmones
What do you call a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts? A Pharaoh Roche.
What do you call a sick Egyptian?
Sir Cough-a-gus
What do you call an ancient Egyptian chef?
Gordon Ramses.
Which underwear does King Tut wear?
Fruit of the tomb!
Why was the Egyptian kid confused?
His daddy was his mummy!
What did the old Egyptian get by staring at the river?
See-Nile!
The ancient Egyptian people knew how to prepare delicious jams. It was only because of their skill of preserving things.
How did the dog learn to read the hieroglyphics? Because it was an egypt-chien.
What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?
Irritable Brawls in Rome
As soon as the ancient Egyptian kings come to know about the pyramid scheme, they stopped building monuments immediately.
Who said that the pyramids are the tallest structure in Egypt? They are just between pyra-highs and pyra-lows.
What type of noodles did the ancient Egyptian kings loved to eat? Ramen.
How do you use an ancient Egyptian doorbell?
Toot-and-come-in.
How did brave Ancient Egyptians write?
With hero-glyphics.
What's an Ancient Egyptian favorite restaurant?
Pizza Tut!
Who fixed people's backs in ancient Egypt?
Cairo practers.
What do you call someone who specialises in Egypt?
A Cairopractor.
In ancient Egypt if you held a stinging insect you were thought to be very attractive
Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder
How were CDs packaged in Ancient Egypt?
Sphinx wrapped
What were cooking shows in ancient Egypt called:
Wok like an Egyptian.
A soldier in ancient Egypt is eating his ice cream and quitting on the army
A deserter having his dessert in the desert about to desert his post.
If Roman Emperor Nero was born in Egypt..
He might have been a Far-o.
How did Cleopatra feel when she learned she was queen of Egypt?
She was in denial
Have you ever been to a marketplace in Egypt?
It's quite bazaar
My history textbook says that the pharoh of Egypt used slaves to build the pyramids.
Which is kind of weird considering he could've just used bricks or something.
How did architects earn a living in ancient Egypt?
Pyramid schemes
She broke up with me while we were swimming in Egypt
I'm still in de-Nile
Who was the most flatulent Pharaoh in all of old Egypt?
King Tootsarecommon.
What do you call a ruler of Egypt that hunts whales with a folding bed?
Futon Harpoon
Why was Cleopatra so in love with Egypt's ruler?
Pharaohmones
In ancient Egypt, how did insects communicate?
Pharaoh moans