How did architects earn a living in ancient Egypt?
Pyramid schemes
Q: How did the Pharaoh get to school?
A: In Anubis.
What's a mummy's favorite song?
Walk Like An Egyptian.
Why didn't the mummy have any friends? Because he was too wrapped up in himself.
Who was the most flatulent Pharaoh in all of old Egypt?
King Tootsarecommon.
The mummy was very sore from lying down for years. So he called a Cairo-practor.
Q: When is a Pharaoh like a piece of wood?
A: When he's a ruler.
The mummy caught a really bad cold. He cannot stop coffin.
Q: Why did the mummy walk out of his tomb after 1000 years?
A: He figured he was old enough to leave home
What did one pyramid say to the other? Hey! Where's your mummy?