What's an Ancient Egyptian favorite restaurant?
Pizza Tut!
What did the mummy order to eat when he went to a restaurant? A wrap.
Why did the little British boy become an Ancient Egyptian Historian?
Because he wanted his mummy to be proud him.
As soon as the ancient Egyptian kings come to know about the pyramid scheme, they stopped building monuments immediately.
Q: How did the Pharaoh get to school?
A: In Anubis.
A lot of people don't like movies about mummies. I think they get a bad wrap.
What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?
"Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"
What did the Pharaoh tell the man who tried to sell him a pyramid? "Well, that's the last thing I need."
What did the thirsty mummy do?
They put on a thirst aid bandage.
Q: What did the mummy say to the zombie?
A: Quit ragging me out!