What do you call a ruler of Egypt that hunts whales with a folding bed?
Futon Harpoon
Q: Why didn't the Pharaoh know where he was?
A: He skipped history class.
Q: How did the Pharaoh get to school?
A: In Anubis.
What did the Pharaoh tell the man who tried to sell him a pyramid? "Well, that's the last thing I need."
In ancient Egypt if you held a stinging insect you were thought to be very attractive
Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder
Not a lot of people know this about me, but I'm from ancient Egypt...
Those that do know call me a mummies boy.
Did you hear about the mummy who goes to university? His favorite subject is Cryptography.
How did Ozymandias became the greatest Pharaoh of Egypt?
He rammed everything that he sees
Did you hear about the scary couple in prom this year? It was a mummy and his ghoul-friend.
After Jesus's trial was complete, he asked the Roman soldier closest to him what was going to happen next.
"I don't know. I'll keep you posted."