How did Cleopatra feel when she learned she was queen of Egypt?
She was in denial
I saw this new movie about a mummy's new bandages. It was called The Emperor's New Cloths.
Q: What brand of underwear do pharaohs wear?
A: Fruit of the Tomb.
Why did the pharaoh go to the dentist?
Egypt his tooth.
What do you call a little monster's parents?
Mummy and Deady.
Why do Egyptians shave their heads?
To make them more pharaoh-dynamic
If Roman Emperor Nero was born in Egypt..
He might have been a Far-o.
Why wasn't the archaeologist interested in girls?
Because he only dated mummies.
When do mummies eat breakfast?
Once they catch you.
Did you hear about the Pharaoh who was lying in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake.