What do you call a Pharaoh who has road rage?
Tootin' car man.
What type of noodles did the ancient Egyptian kings loved to eat? Ramen.
What did the old Egyptian get by staring at the river?
See-Nile!
How does the mother call the pharaoh son to the table?
Tutan, come on.
Why does a mummy enjoy celebrating Christmas? As it involves a lot of gifts and wrappings.
What do you call a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts? A Pharaoh Roche.
What do you yell at two mummies making out in public?
Get a tomb!
Q: What was Cleopatra's favorite type of flower?
A: Chrysantha-mummies.
What did the mummy order to eat when he went to a restaurant? A wrap.
Why did the ancient Egyptians used to bury their Pharaohs in several layers of coffin? It was called multicasking.