As soon as the ancient Egyptian kings come to know about the pyramid scheme, they stopped building monuments immediately.
The photographer mummy was done with his shoot. So he told his crew to wrap it up.
Q: What did Ramesses II say when he walked into the public restroom?
A: What sphinx in here?
What's a mummy's favorite song?
Walk Like An Egyptian.
Q: Why couldn't the Pharaoh sing?
A: He hurt his larSphinx
What do you call a little monster's parents?
Mummy and Deady.
Who does a dead pharaoh talk to?
His mummy.
Have you ever been to a marketplace in Egypt?
It's quite bazaar
You should check out that Egyptian antiquities store.
They have a mummy-back guarantee!
After Jesus's trial was complete, he asked the Roman soldier closest to him what was going to happen next.
"I don't know. I'll keep you posted."