Factory

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? He couldn't concentrate!
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
There's been an explosion at a cheese factory in Paris.
There's nothing left but de Brie.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
Yo Momma so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
The Bear and His Freezer
The Bear and His Freezer A polar bear carries a large freezer into an ice factory. On his way inside, he's stopped by a penguin wearing a tie and a name tag and carrying a clipboard. "Why are you bringing a freezer into an ice factory??" The penguin asked. "I'm a new hire," the polar bear replied, "I brought it with me because back home it freezes EVERYTHING. I thought it'd help me do my new job better." "Oh....Oh!" The penguin says, "I get it. I think there must be a misunderstanding. You brought it to 'make' the ice but it's your job to 'BREAK' the ice." "Oh." Said the Polar Bear. Then after a small pause he says, "So, why did the polar bear carry a freezer into the ice factory?"
Did you hear about the shoe factory that exploded?
Many soles were lost.
A cheese factory exploded in France...
da brie is everywhere.
I got sacked from my job at the guillotine factory today
It’s a cut throat business
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.