My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.