What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!