My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.