Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.