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Broken Jokes

Drugstore Pick Up Lines
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Nuts Puns
What nut is broken?
“A silly nut”
Music Pick Up Lines
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
Funny Break Up Lines
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Food Quotes
"Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken."
— Jonathan Swift
Yard Puns
I was walking by a yard sale the other day.
I saw a radio for $1. The volume dial was broken but I knew I couldn’t turn that down.
Funny Work Quotes
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
Ghost Puns
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“Having children is like living in a frat house — nobody sleeps, everything s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.”

- Ray Romano.
Spotify Pick Up Lines
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
Garden Quotes
"A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken."
- James Dent
Monster Puns
What did the broken hearted skeleton say?
After all to-marrow is another day.
Why did the skeleton have a broken heart?
His Boney lay over the ocean.
Strawberry Puns
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.