Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Water you doing on [date]?
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
For instant fun, just add water.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
This summer is going swimmingly.
Poor white splash.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
My moment in the sun.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Get in the swim this summer.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Summer is just floating by.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.