What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Get in the swim this summer.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Water you doing on [date]?
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Summer is just floating by.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Poor white splash.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
This summer is going swimmingly.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
My moment in the sun.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
For instant fun, just add water.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?