What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
For instant fun, just add water.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Water you doing on [date]?
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
This summer is going swimmingly.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Poor white splash.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Summer is just floating by.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
My moment in the sun.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Get in the swim this summer.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!