The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters: Summer, April, and Haley.
How did the fire ant feel after the rain storm flooded his home?
Very put out, indeed!
What do you call a deer in a storm?
A raindeer
How did the old man walk his way out of the storm so fast?
Because, he had a hurry cane.
The evil King of Weatherland only had one favorite weather - hail, storm.
Did Texas survive last week's winter storms?
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrly.
After being stuck in the ice storm all day long, the man said, "I am starving. Can I avalanche?"
I couldn't go out because of the blizzard. So I had to eat storm-ed buns for dinner.
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night....
..... oof !!
What did the storm drain say when it learnt it'd be getting a new cover?
That's just grate.
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
A little shaken
As the storm was brewing, the madman raised his hands and cried, "Hail Storms! Long may they rain!"
What did Abel yell to his brother when he noticed a storm coming?
Hurry, Cain!!
What do you call a funnel shaped storm made of ketchup?
A tormato.
What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?
A furricane
The storm was sad so we called it the sigh-clone.
A tree's limbs fell off in a storm, now it's an amputree.
They had us working like dogs at work after a storm
All I did was pick up sticks and bark.
Be careful out there during the snowstorm. It ain't snow joke.
During the blizzard, the jalapeno said, I'm a little chilli.
I won an argument about weather forecasting accuracy. My fellow debater's logic was cloudy. After his defeat, he was fuming and he stormed out of the room.
Lost on a mountain, you can collect rainwater to drink during storms.
Otherwise, you just have to make dew.
I lost my cat in a snowstorm!
But he should be fine because he's a cool cat.
Have you heard about the street performer who does his act in the middle of a storm?
It's mime blowing.