Rainbow Puns

Check out our hilariously colorful collection of rainbow puns.

Rainbow Puns

While rainbows must be many colors, they should always stay blue to themselves.
There's a criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow, who likes to trick people. He is called the lepre-con artist.
What did the cloud say to the rainbow? Thank you for adding color to my day.
I tried to make it to the end of the rainbow but didn't due to lilac of effort.
How heavy is a rainbow? It's actually pretty light.
What does rain wear to a fancy dinner party? A rainbow-tie.
Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.
I had a rainbow for lunch. I'm trying to eat light.
How does a rainbow greet the other weathers? With a yellow of course!
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow? Nothing, it was feeling blue.
Rainbows are very uncommon, they are blue and far between.
When you get a rainbow after the rain at least you are moving in the bright direction.
How do rainbows sleep? In forty pinks.