Solving problems in the mountains is easy. It really Alps to clear your head.
The hiker hated the top of the mountain because it was all downhill from there!
I was hiking in mountains the other day and a big cat started attacking me
Man, I puma pants
The mountain got promoted because he was at the peak of his career!
How did the wife know her mountaineering husband was cheating on her? She caught Himalayan about it more than once.
When a mountain falls sick, it tells the doctor that he's feeling really very, very hill.
What do fashionable mountains wear when it's cold? An ice cap.
Two rocks at the bottom of a mountain. First rock: Avalanche!
Second rock: Ha! I'm not gonna fall for that again!
I've always considered mountain plateaus to be the highest forms of flattery.
What's the name of the funniest mountain range in the world? The Himhilarious.
I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems
But the beach ain't one