What do you call a baby tree struck by lightning?
A zapling.
Why does lightning strike a tree before a person?
Because it takes the path of leaf resistance.
What did the lightning strike survivor say when interviewed?
"It was shockingly powerful. Like, it really Hertz"
Did you hear about the soldier who got struck by lightning?
He had to be honorably discharged.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair who keeps getting struck by lightning?
A handicapacitor.
My neighbors house got struck by lightning.
It hit close to home.
Why was there lightning and thunder in the lab?
The scientists were brainstorming.
How was the misbehaving lightning bolt punished?
He was grounded.