When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.