Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
What do Walter Payton and Luke Skywalker have in common?
They both did great with a hand off!
A knife tried out for Varsity football.
It didn't make the cut.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
The calm before the score
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
Give me some pigskin
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
Staying humble thanks to that fumble
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
Having a ball
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
I like your tight end
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
I made a snap decision to watch football today
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
Why don't quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage? Because they produce audible groans!
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
Beauty is only pig skin deep
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
I almost brought a screwdriver to the football game, but was stopped by security
They said that match-fixing isn't allowed.
We’ll kickoff the party with some cocktails.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
Join us for plenty of play action.