What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
What did they call Dracula after his team won the big game?
The Champire.
The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye.The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs.
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
Why don't orphans make good baseball players?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
What has 18 legs, spits a lot, and catches flies?
A baseball team.
Which cartoon character is the best at baseball?
Homer Simpson.
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Why don't baseball players join unions?
They don't like to be called out on strike.
Why was the baseball player so good at writing advertising jingles?
Because they're so catchy.
Why was the nice guy such a lousy baseball player?
Because he never got to home base.
What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common?
Both are serious sluggers.
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.
A baseball walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.
Which commandment do baseball players hate the most? Thou shall not steal.
Baseball point to ponder: Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" at the ballpark, if we're already there?
A spectator at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him.