The Best Smart-Ass Answers - Hilarious!
What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
Joke: What's the Difference?
What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor!" the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" Growls the old man as he turns and sits back down. A few seconds later, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!"
Joke: What Are the Odds???
"So, for what other reason did you try to bring a bomb on board?!" "Let me explain. Statistics show that the probability of a bomb being on an airplane is 1/1000. That's quite high if you think about it - so high that I wouldn't have any peace of mind on a flight."
Joke: What Time is It?
The man asks the driver what time it is. The driver looks at his watch and replies, "It's 8 AM" and goes back to sleep. After a while, another man knocks on the car's window and wakes the driver from his sleep. This man also asks the driver what time it is.
Joke: What's the Matter Officer?
He's never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden, a light flashes on them... it's a police officer. "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer. "I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.
Joke: You Want WHAT?!?
So, I wish that I could understand women....know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment....know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing'....know how to make them truly happy...."
Joke: What's the Wi-fi Password?
A man goes into a bar in the airport and asks the bartender what the password is to their wi-fi. Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. Me: Okay, I'll have a coke. Bartender: Is Pepsi okay? Me: Sure. How much is that? Bartender: $3 Me: There you go. So, what's the wi-fi password?
Hilarious Joke! What Are the Grounds for Divorce?
This funny joke begins with a very scared man who has a genuine complaint... Joke: A Man Went to Talk to His Lawyer funny, video, joke, baba recommends, divorce, rumble This funny joke begins with a Polish person...
Joke: What's a Priest is Doing in Hell?
Demon: "Alright, what happened?" priest: "Someone broke my windows, popped the tire on my Harley, and stole all my tools out of my shed." Demon: "Well that'd give some a heart attack alright. But you're a priest! Why are you in hell?"
Joke: Doctor, What Do I Have?
"Oh my gosh," cried the man, "What are you going to do, doctor?" "Well, we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread." "Will that cure me??" asked the man. "Well... no." The doctor replied. "But it's the only food we can get under the door."
Have You Heard This Joke? What Gender is it?
One puzzled student asked, " What gender is a computer?" The teacher thought it would be a good exercise to have the students decide what they thought the gender should be.
Joke: I Was Going to Tell You a Joke, But...
I'd tell you a constipation joke, but it's full of... I'd tell a flogger joke but it doesn't have much impact. I'd tell a bondage joke but it's too restrictive. I'd tell you an underground railroad joke but you'd run away.
Blonde Is What Blonde Does - Hilarious Jokes!
It's not that we actually think blondes are less intelligent, but that the word blonde can mean many things, and the jokes are hilarious! Enjoy a few jokes about our favourite hair color - the blonde! Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.
Joke: What Even NASA Can't Do
Joke: What Even NASA Can't Do funny, joke, humor, NASA, political joke It was a special day at NASA when the phone suddenly rang...
Funny Joke: What on Earth Is Morris up To?
After some time the wise Rabbi became suspicious and asked, "Irving what are you really up to?" Irving, filled with feelings of guilt and remorse confessed to the Rabbi, "I'm sorry, Rabbi. My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied."
Joke: Mommy, What's All That Thumping?
Scroll below for more funny jokes! This Boy Wants Answers About the Sleep Disturbances funny, hilarious, joke, humor, kid, baba recommends, mom, banging, thumping When a little boy keeps being woken up by his mom and dad's thumping, he begins to ask questions as to why this is happening...
Have You Heard This Joke? That's NOT What It Means
The officer, clearly enraged, approached the little old lady, yelling, "What is going on here?" "My car broke down, officer," she said calmly. "Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asked the officer. "Mr. Officer, those are my emergency flashers!"
Joke: What Would You Like to Hear?
They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time and a great family man."
Great Joke: What's Your Secret, Old Man?
For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: What's Your Secret? funny, joke, humor, old man, couple, senior jokes, old people jokes This joke begins with an old man and a younger woman getting married...
Joke: What a Scotsman Has Under His Kilt...
"Aye, and if ye like it, y'ell really like what's underneath," he bragged as he lifted his kilt. "Oh, but dat's a dandy," his girlfriend shouted admiringly.
JOKE: What's the Difference Between a Male and a Female?
Cover image by depositphotos.com Joke: What Separates Male and Female Birds? funny, hilarious, birds, guy stuff, baba recommends, gender This is how you can tell a male and female bird apart
Have You Heard This Joke? What Kind of Course?
For more funny jokes scroll below! Joke: What Kind of Course? funny, hilarious, joke, couple, golf How to get permission to play golf...
Joke: This Is What $100,000 on a Funeral Will Get You
Hilarious Joke! The Memorial funny, hilarious, joke, rumble, the memorial A man puts $100,000 away for his funeral.
Joke: The Sermon Notes
Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not 'bet his ass.' David slew Goliath, he did not 'kick the crap' out of him. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass. We do not refer to the cross as the Big T!