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The Best Smart-Ass Answers - Hilarious!

What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

Joke: What Will They Get?

Joke: What Will They Get? joke A 6th-grade teacher posed the following problem...

Joke: What's the Difference?

What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor!" the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" Growls the old man as he turns and sits back down. A few seconds later, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!"

Joke: What Are the Odds???

"So, for what other reason did you try to bring a bomb on board?!" "Let me explain. Statistics show that the probability of a bomb being on an airplane is 1/1000. That's quite high if you think about it - so high that I wouldn't have any peace of mind on a flight."

Joke: What ARE You?

By the way, what kind of animal are you?" "Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."

Joke: What Time is It?

The man asks the driver what time it is. The driver looks at his watch and replies, "It's 8 AM" and goes back to sleep. After a while, another man knocks on the car's window and wakes the driver from his sleep. This man also asks the driver what time it is.

Joke: What's the Matter Officer?

He's never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden, a light flashes on them... it's a police officer. "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer. "I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.

Joke: You Want WHAT?!?

So, I wish that I could understand women....know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment....know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing'....know how to make them truly happy...."

Joke: What's Your SECRET?

They replied, "What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for 6 hours?" "I wiped my hands on the drapes." Images (including cover) by Deposit Photos . Scroll below for more funny jokes! How On Earth Did You Get Her to Do That, Pal?

Joke: Sir, What Are the Knives For?

Content Joke: The Knife Juggler joke A man was pulled over by a police officer. As the officer approached the vehicle he noticed a large number of knives in the back seat...

Joke: What Brings You Here?

Content Joke: What Brings You Here? joke An architect vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.

Joke: What You Get For Smoking

Content Joke: What You Get For Smoking joke A husband was addicted to smoking and drinking.

Joke: What's the Wi-fi Password?

A man goes into a bar in the airport and asks the bartender what the password is to their wi-fi. Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. Me: Okay, I'll have a coke. Bartender: Is Pepsi okay? Me: Sure. How much is that? Bartender: $3 Me: There you go. So, what's the wi-fi password?

Joke: What's a Priest is Doing in Hell?

Demon: "Alright, what happened?" priest: "Someone broke my windows, popped the tire on my Harley, and stole all my tools out of my shed." Demon: "Well that'd give some a heart attack alright. But you're a priest! Why are you in hell?"

Hilarious Joke! What Are the Grounds for Divorce?

This funny joke begins with a very scared man who has a genuine complaint... Joke: A Man Went to Talk to His Lawyer funny, video, joke, baba recommends, divorce, rumble This funny joke begins with a Polish person...

Joke: What Would You Prefer?

Content Joke: The Surprise Gift joke It was a man's 80th birthday and his friends wanted to get him a special gift.

Joke: What a Weird Cuckoo Clock...

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! I got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock..."

Joke: What did you do that for?!?

Content Joke: Two Eskimos and a Kayak joke Two Eskimos sitting, paddling along in a kayak...

Cheeky Joke: What's His Secret?

Content Cheeky Joke: The Ugly Romeo joke A good looking man walked into a singles bar, bought a drink and settled down ready to use his best lines.

Joke: What Do You WANT?

Content Joke: The Spanish Speaker and the Sales Girl quiz A Mexican man who spoke no English went into a department store....

Blonde Is What Blonde Does - Hilarious Jokes!

It's not that we actually think blondes are less intelligent, but that the word blonde can mean many things, and the jokes are hilarious! Enjoy a few jokes about our favourite hair color - the blonde! Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.

Joke: What a Difference Decades Make

Cover image courtesy of Serge Bertasius Photography / freedigitalphotos.net Scroll below for more funny jokes! Where Should We Go for Our Birthday? funny, joke, restaurant, birthday These old women always celebrate together...

Joke: What Even NASA Can't Do

Joke: What Even NASA Can't Do funny, joke, humor, NASA, political joke It was a special day at NASA when the phone suddenly rang...