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I Don't Think It's Safe For Him to Use That Thing (Joke)

The booth operator at first refused to let him have a turn considering that his inebriated state would endanger the public. But the drunk insisted and was given a gun. He aimed unsteadily in the general direction of the target and after trying to focus, pulled the trigger three times.

Joke: Follow the Plow

"If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snowplow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snowplow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing.

Have You Heard This Joke? Denounce Him, Now...

He was totally calm, especially seeing as there was a priest there to give him his last rites and prepare him for his journey into the next life. Wanting to ensure that the entire process was complete, the priest commanded the man: “Denounce the devil!

This Joke Starts With a Man Wanting to Take It With Him

After much thought and consideration, the man finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillowcases.

We've Lost Waldo, Can You Find Him??

Now Waldo has gotten older, just like me, but he's still hiding, and I still love finding him. He's digital now, so you'll have one chance to guess where he is, choose wisely! Once you select an answer, Waldo will be shown. Game: Can You Find Waldo?

Hilarious: This Dog Doesn't Let His Fears Hinder Him!

According to his owners, Queso is a very good natured, wonderful dog, however he does have one weird quirk about him – he has a crippling fear of doorways. Getting the pup to walk through one is apparently like Mission Impossible .

He Was Lucky That This Woman Was There to Save Him (Funny)

He gives the young boy three nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up two of the nickels but keeps choking.

This Old Man's Last Words Were Hilarious (Except for Him)!

As he sensed his final moment was approaching, he gathered all his strength and whispered: "I must tell you my greatest secret." His family members were all ears, and urged him to go on. "Before I got married, I had it all," explained Ed. "Fast cars, cute girls, and plenty of money.

I'm Not Going to Buy Him a Drink (Hilarious Joke)

"Barman, a second round for everyone but him, and this time take it all from the top shelf." The Nazi looks again at the Jew and notices that he is STILL smiling back, and even warmer than before "Is that Jew a complete fool or what?" he asks the barman.