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Ever Hear This Joke? The Musical Octopus

Another man brought a saxophone to the octopus. The octopus took it and stared for a bit. After a minute or two, the octopus began playing a deep and soulful jazz solo. This man paid his $50 and sat down. [related_articles] The bartender went into the back and brought out a set of bagpipes.

A Great Joke: Joke: The Rough Landing!

For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The Rough Landing funny, joke, plane, pilot, landing This joke begins with a new flight crew attempting a landing.

Joke: That's Not It...

Joke: That's Not It... joke, army, general, soldier, papers A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly....

Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!

Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes! Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes! joke, collection Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!

Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns!

Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns! 80+ Car Jokes and Puns! jokes, cars, collection Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns!

Joke: I Was Going to Tell You a Joke, But...

I'd tell you a constipation joke, but it's full of... I'd tell a flogger joke but it doesn't have much impact. I'd tell a bondage joke but it's too restrictive. I'd tell you an underground railroad joke but you'd run away.

Joke Collection: 100 Knock Knock Jokes!

Knock-knock jokes are some of my favorite because you really have to be creative to make some of these up! Here we bring you 100 of our best knock knock jokes for you to laugh over! Joke Collection: 100 Knock Knock Jokes!

Joke Collection: 23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes!

23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes! 23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes! funny, joke collection 23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes!

Joke Collection: 100+ Jokes About MONEY!

Joke collection: money Joke Collection: All About Money! funny, joke, money, collection Over 100 jokes about money.

Joke Collection: 20 Saint Peter Jokes!

Joke Collection: 20 St. Peter Jokes! funny, joke collection Joke Collection: 20 St. Peter Jokes!

Joke: This Blind Guy Has a Joke to Tell...

After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes very, very quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.

Joke: It's a Miracle!

Content Joke: It's a Miracle! joke A mother and her teen daughter arrive at the doctor's office...

Joke Collection: 90 Hilariously Serious Anti-Jokes!

Joke Collection: 90 Anti-Jokes Joke Collection: 90 Anti-Jokes funny, joke collection Joke Collection: 90 Anti-Jokes

Joke Collection: 40+ Jokes About Bars and Bartenders!

Bartender joke collection Joke Collection: 40+ Jokes Featuring Bartenders funny, humor, bartender, joke collection more than 40 jokes, puns and one liners featuring bartenders.

Joke Collection: 52 Quarantine and Virus Jokes!

It's not making light of the situation, it's the jokes that make fun of something we're all currently scared of, giving us moments of, albeit grim, levity. 52 Quarantine and Virus Jokes! joke collection, coronavirus, corona virus While there's nothing funny about the Covid-19 virus itself.

Joke Collection: 110 Jokes About The Institute of Marriage!

Marriage joke collection Joke Collection: 110 Jokes About Marriage! joke, marriage, collection 110 short jokes, jokes and one liners about the famous institute of marriage.

Joke Collection: 100 Puns and Jokes About Kids!

100 Puns and Jokes About Kids! children, kids, jokes, puns 100 Puns and Jokes About Kids!

Joke Collection: 85 House Puns and House Jokes!

No wonder we chose this subject as this our next Joke and Pun Collection! 85 House Puns and Jokes! joke, collection Our house is where a big chunk of our life takes place. Right now, during the quarantines and corona crisis, it's where almost ALL our life takes place.  

This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Sick of Blonde Jokes

There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes . One day, she decided to get a makeover, so she cut and dyed her hair. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over. "Tell you what.

This Is a Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes

DISCLAIMER: We know blondes are smart too, but we'll pretend otherwise just for this joke! 80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"

Have You Heard This Joke? These Jokes Are Rude!

" With a big grin on his face, the African ambassador whispered in his ear: " One of them's a cannibal. " Cover image courtesy of Ambro / freedigitalphotos.net Scroll below for more funny jokes!

Joke: Revenge of the Blonde

A blonde woman was sick and tired of all the unfair jokes about blondes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke.