My friend finally overcame his addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers.
He quit cold turkey.
My Aunt with half a plate left: I don't think I can eat anymore, this meat is just not appealing to me.
Me: Have a potato, it has a peal.
What was Peppa Pig's family doing on Thanksgiving?
They were bacon stuff.
On Thanksgiving, why did the turkey cross the table?
To get to the other sides.
What do people in New Mexico eat on thanksgiving?
an Albuturquey