Vest Jokes

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator
What did the policeman say to his tummy?
Freeze. You’re under a vest.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
Guy walks into a tailor shop to pick up his suit. The tailor hands him a jacket and pair of pants. The guy says “But I had a 3-piece suit.”
Tailor says “The vest is yet to come.”
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