Tender Jokes

I have an idea for a chain of Elvis steak houses.
It will be for people who love meat tender.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
The only thing tender today is my heart for you
“Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind." ~Kay Ingram
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