Stamp Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope? Stick with me and we will go places!
What stays in the corner and travels all over the world? A stamp.
Yo Mama so poor her face is on the front of the food stamp card.
“Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.” — Josh Billings
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?

A stamp
What do you call a food stamp inside of a burrito? An otter fortune cookie
Why can't the post office put Charlie Sheen on a stamp?
Everyone would be afraid to lick it.
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