Snot

What’s green and hangs from trees?
Giraffe snot.
There once was a lady named Dot
Who lived off of pigshit and snot.
When she ran out of these
She ate the green cheese
That she grew on the sides of her twat.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
A person with a very blocked nose walks into a doctors office.
The doctor says: "So, you're having mucus problems?"

The person replies: "perhaps, perhaps snot.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.