Signature Jokes

A blond loses his check book, so he goes to the bank 2 days later to report it.
Bank manager: I warned you to be careful with your check book, because anyone can forge your signature.
Man: "I'm not a fool. I already signed all the checks so there is no space to forge my signature!"
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
When the chef asked which ingredients were missing in the signature dish, someone said quickly, ‘u-need-corn’.
An blond loses his check book, so he goes to the bank 2 days later to report it.

Bank manager: I warned you to be careful with your check book, because anyone can forge your signature.

Man: "I'm not a fool. I already signed all the checks so there is no space to forge my signature!"
It's big, like my signature.
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