Sexual

Man: Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink, and then get sexual.
Woman: Did I call 411? Because that was way too much information!
A sperm, alack and forsooth
Was at its moment of sexual truth
It had hoped to fall
On the womb's spongy wall
But was dashed to its death on a tooth!
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.
Why did the baker file a sexual harassment claim?
People kept commenting on his hot buns.