Seal Jokes

What kind of aquatic animal thinks you did a good job?
The seal of approval.
I recently took a trip to Alaska. We ate at a fancy restaurant where the chef made us an amazing meal from native animals and vegetables we helped forage. I asked if he had ever had whale blubber or seal meat.
He said "nah, I’m not really Inuit."
What did the Inuit say to to Englishman After he wanted some seal?
"I've got Nunavut."
Baby seal walks into a club...
Years later he would sing A kiss from a rose in the same club.
I bought a pack of those animal shaped biscuits,
but had to take them back as the seal was broken.
Where do Egyptians seal away their drugs?
In a narcophagus.
What planet does a seal live on?
EARFFF EARFFF EARFFFF.
Did you hear that the singer Seal left a night club event because of the revellers sharing derogatory poems about him?
He was dissed by the prose at a rave.
What do you call a handsome seal?
Mr. Seal Yo Girl.
What kind of seal do you get on letters from Turkey?
A stamped bull.
Why did the blind seal get eaten by the orca?
Because he couldn’t see that whale.
Accidentally ran over a French seal today .
Phoque.
Why was the Navy Seal sad?
He doesn't like the color blue.
My pet seal was getting a bit old and wrinkly
...so I bought a seal iron
The other day I asked an Alaskan guy if he wanted to eat some seal meat.
He wasn’t really inuit
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