Receiving Jokes

I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
If you use the church's WiFi, are you receiving God's signal? -- Anonymous
For the last few Sundays, I have been receiving an onion pun in the mail. I don't know who is sending them. Guess it is onionymous.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
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