How Do Ducks Talk?
They don't, you quack.
Did You Hear About The Duck Who Thought He Was a Squirrel?
It was one tough nut to quack.
At What Time Does A Duck Wake Up?
At the quack of dawn.
Top 25 Funniest Duck Names:
1. James Pond
2. Quack Sparrow
3. Duck Norris
4 Quacks-a-Lot
5 Quackhead
6 Quacko
7. Quackers
8. Nutquacker
9. Quacker Jack
10. Quack Efron
11. Quack Black
12. Moby Duck
13. Quackula
14. Sir Duckington
15. Eggbert
16. Quackers
17. Duckleberry Finn
18. Quacker Jack
19. Lucky Duck
20. Cheese and quackers
21. Quaker Jack
22. Duckingham Palace
23.Waddles
24. Quackie Chan
25 Firequacker
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because there was a quack in the sidewalk.
What did a duck say to the comedian?
You quack me up.
What did the drug diller say to the duck?
Are you on quack?
Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Because they would quack up.
Why does a duck say quack?
Because it can’t say moo.
What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
“I hope I didn’t quack any.”
What did Detective Duck say to his partner?
“Let’s quack this case.”
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