Quack Jokes

How Do Ducks Talk?
They don't, you quack.
Did You Hear About The Duck Who Thought He Was a Squirrel?
It was one tough nut to quack.
At What Time Does A Duck Wake Up?
At the quack of dawn.
Top 25 Funniest Duck Names:

1. James Pond

2. Quack Sparrow

3. Duck Norris

4 Quacks-a-Lot

5 Quackhead

6 Quacko

7. Quackers

8. Nutquacker

9. Quacker Jack

10. Quack Efron

11. Quack Black

12. Moby Duck

13. Quackula

14. Sir Duckington

15. Eggbert

16. Quackers

17. Duckleberry Finn

18. Quacker Jack

19. Lucky Duck

20. Cheese and quackers

21. Quaker Jack

22. Duckingham Palace


24. Quackie Chan

25 Firequacker
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because there was a quack in the sidewalk.
What did a duck say to the comedian?
You quack me up.
What did the drug diller say to the duck?
Are you on quack?
Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Because they would quack up.
Why does a duck say quack?
Because it can’t say moo.
What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
“I hope I didn’t quack any.”
What did Detective Duck say to his partner?
“Let’s quack this case.”
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
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