Pupils Jokes

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher that got killed by her students?
She couldn’t control her pupils.
My friend wasn't accepted for a teaching job because he was cross-eyed
They thought he wouldn't be able to control his pupils.
A cross-eyed teacher can't control his pupils.
The crosseyed history teacher
Could not control her pupils.
A teacher asks one of their pupils, "Can you describe Napoleon"s origin?"
The pupil replies, "Course I can." (Corsican)
A third-grade teacher is getting to know her pupils on the first day of school.
She turns to one little girl and says, ‘And what does your daddy do?’
The girl replies, ‘Whatever Mummy tells him to.’
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She couldn't control her pupils!
Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job? Because she couldn't control her pupils?
A teacher asks the class to name six mammals that you might find in Africa. One of the pupils replies, “five zebras and a lion”.
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