A soda company printed Michael Jackson on all of their cans
He really is the king of pop
Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes printed on the sides?
So that when they return to port they can scandinavyin.
My coworkers brought me a bunch of cards to celebrate my birthday
Each one gave me one with a single word printed on it. The first said "extravagant", while the next one said "surplus". These were followed by cards that said "abundance", "excess", and "overflowing". Before I read any more I had to stop because I was overcome with emotion. It was all too much.