Medication Jokes

My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication
It's for Hispanic attacks.
What medication does a snake with hay fever take?
An antihissstamine.
Calling the Doctor A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctorโ€™s office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "Yes, Iโ€™m afraid so," the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied: "Iโ€™m wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked โ€˜NO REFILLS."
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