Martial arts

What do you call a pig that knows martial arts?
Pork Chop
There are so many forms of martial arts, it’s hard to keep track of.
Kind of.. Kung Fusing
A Chinese Guy stands next to me in a bar and starts drinking

I asked him: "Do you know any of those martial arts like Ju jitsu, or Kung Fu?"

"Why do you ask, is it because I'm Chinese?"

"No it's because you're drinking my beer."
I’m sick of martial arts.
I have kung flu.
What martial art do monkeys practice?
Flung Poo.
What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
Bruce Leaf.