Llama Jokes

Why don’t Alpacas like singing with background music?
They prefer to sing alpacapella.
What do you get when you cross a tortoise and a llama?
A turtle-neck sweater.
Who was the most infamous terrorist in llama history?
Osama Bin Llama.
What did the llama say when the other llama asked if they wanted to go on holiday?
Alpaca suitcase.
Llama know if you don’t like these puns and alpaca my suitcase and leave!
What did the llama say when he was invited to the picnic?
Alpaca lunch.
What did the llama get when he graduated school?
A dipllama.
What did the llama say to the grass?
“Nice gnawing you!”
What sound does a llama’s doorbell make?
Llama llama ding dong.
What did the llama say when he found out he had been robbed?
“I’ve been fleeced!”
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