Knights Jokes

Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
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