There are three kinds of people in this world:
Those who can count, and those who can't.
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
At every party there are two kinds of people: Those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.