There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
At every party there are two kinds of people: Those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
There are three kinds of people in this world:
Those who can count, and those who can't.
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.