Joan Jokes

“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” ~ Joan Rivers
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for plastic surgery." ~ Joan Rivers
"I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor"- Joan Rivers
"Looking fifty is great—if you’re sixty." - Joan Rivers
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