Guitar Jokes

Where did the Viking buy his guitar?
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Ringo, John snd George walked into an electric guitar shop...
They were less Paul.
What do you call a distilled botanical that likes to play the guitar??
Ginny Hendrix
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!
My priest fired me from playing guitar with the choir.
Apparently it’s blasphemous to play a Gsus2 chord.
Why can't Woody play his guitar?
He doesn't know where his Pixar.
What chord does jesus play on guitar?
I tried to play a bass guitar once.
It didn't make much sound, and it slipped out of my hands and swam away.
What do you call a guitar used to play pool?
A cue stick.
The fisherman was playing his out-of-tune guitar.
Luckily he caught a Tuna
What did the upright bass say to the nervous guitar?
“You’re too high strung, don’t fret.”
What did Prince leave on the neck of his guitar?
Finger prince.
A bloke came up to me and said im going to attack you with the neck of my guitar.
I said to him, "is that a Fret"?
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