Guitar

What instrument never fails to energize a crowd?
An electric guitar.
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can’t tunafish.
What was the guitar teacher arrested for?
For fingering a minor.
What's a fish's favorite musical instrument?
A bass guitar.
I just saw a huge killer fish singing and playing guitar in the city center.
I think it must be a busking shark.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
What do call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar.
I replied, “Is that a fret?”