Grain Jokes

"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
โ€” William Goldman, The Princess Bride
How do you spot a radical baker?
Theyโ€™re always going against the grain.
If your doctor tells you to go on a low sodium diet, do you take his advise with a grain of salt?
"Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? Itโ€™s a grain. Itโ€™s like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem."
โ€“ James Patterson
Uni-corn? I though thatโ€™s what you call a single grain or maize.
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