Glow worm

What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
Sign Up for a Free Daily Joke!