Eyeball Jokes

A man goes to the doctor and tells him that every time he drink tea his eyeball hurts him the doctor brings a cup of tea and handle's it to the man then the man asks for a spoon of sugar after he mixes the sugar he starts to drink tea then he screams as high as he can and say see doctor my eyeball hurts me
The doctor says why don't try to remove the spoon.
Putting on contacts without a mirror is hard
You just gotta eyeball it.
The glass eyeball manufacturer is having a promotion
An eye for an eye.
What did one eyeball say to the other?
Between you and me, something smells.
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