Espresso Jokes

What's a coffee's favorite spell? Espresso Patronum.
How is divorce like espresso? It's bitter and expensive.
How did the coffee show its love? It said, "Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me."
Don't talk to him before he's had his espresso or he'll lose his tamper.
Italians are so good at making coffee because they naturally like to espresso themselves.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
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