Epileptic

What do you do with epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad!
What do you call a hospital ward full of epileptic vegetables?
Seizure salad.
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash light into an epileptic children’s ward.
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? Seizure Salad
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad!
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden Seizure salad