Engineering

So engineering school is really hard.
I'm not doing so hot in thermodynamics.
I passed my degree in sound engineering. I got 1-2-1-2!
Why did the engineering students leave class early? They were getting a little ANSI.
I just finished my masters in engineering with a concentration in adhesives...
Within the next year I want to publish my first book on tape.
The interesting the about engineering Toilet Paper.
It's an a-ply-ed science.