Fellow shows up at the local dry cleaner's, looking somewhat sheepish. "I'm really sorry to bother you with this," he says, "but I was cleaning out my closet and I found this old ticket for a suit I brought in to be cleaned five years ago! It must have fallen out of my pocket and it has been sitting in the back of my closet gathering dust since then! Would you by any chance still have the suit?" The dry cleaner looks at the ticket and says he will go to the back of the shop to look. Fellow hears the dry cleaner rummaging around in the back for about twenty minutes. Finally, the dry cleaner emerges, covered in dust, but with a triumphant smile on his face. "You won't believe it," says the dry cleaner, "but I have good news for you!" "Oh my goodness!" says the fellow. "You mean you actually found it?" "Yep!" Said the dry cleaner proudly: "It'll be ready next Tuesday!"