Diarrhea

Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
You have Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.
What do you call a Vegetarian with diarrhea? A Salad Shooter.
Do you know why diarrhea is hereditary? Because it runs through your jeans. What would you do if I stole a kiss? Call the Police
Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.
What do you call a Vegetarian with diarrhea? A Salad Shooter.