Christmas tree Jokes

Why can't the Christmas tree stand up? It doesn't have legs.
Every Valentines Day, I bring a smile to my wife’s face.
By taking down the Christmas tree.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
To everyone in the Christmas Tree industry
You all do a great job! Stand up and take a bough!
Why can’t a Christmas tree sew? It keeps dropping its needles.
What is bigger than a Christmas tree?
A Christmas four
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? Pineapple.
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